we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize