is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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