I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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