You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
is it fun? or sober?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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