Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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