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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.

  (519): View more from Ontario

  If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop

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• (650): View more from California

  Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.

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• (213): View more from California

  You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.

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• (585): View more from New York

  that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.

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• (858): View more from California

  you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.

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