3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised