Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.