I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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