He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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