im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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