so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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