It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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