I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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