Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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