your room smells of hookers.
And success
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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