ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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