I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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