i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
That accounts for only three of the penises
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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