we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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