If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Dick very happy bro
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