Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
you're hired as official boob wrangler
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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