Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
how drunk are you?
Several
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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