How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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