Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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