A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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