So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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