dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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