you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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