38 yer olds are good kisserssss
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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