And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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