Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
did i just pee glitter
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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