thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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