I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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