so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Randomize
