OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
they're like a gay fantastic four
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
