you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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