I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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