I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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