The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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