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(301): View more from Maryland

Dude my mom stole all your condoms

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(631): View more from New York

You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Are we going out tonight?

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My conscience says no but my vag says yes

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.

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(949): View more from California

i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.

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(928): View more from Arizona

You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!

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(618): View more from Illinois

I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.

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