yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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