This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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