Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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