He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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