Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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