I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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