how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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