Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
