I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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