In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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