Small penises have feelings too.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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