I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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