susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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