Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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